Do any of you folks have a desire to go and watch some Z list 'celebrities' dress up in ridiculous clothes and sing, dance and be generally cringeworthy?
If so, then have a look at this pantomime listing.
It shows all the panto's from up and down the country over the festive period so you can search out your local theatre and then try to hold back the excitement when you discover which 'celebrities' will be appearing.
And in case you were wondering, I'll be going to see H from Steps play Buttons at the Grimsby Auditorium (or maybe I'll stay at home).
Check out all our previous festive blogs.