haha, when I was younger I had a chest of drawers that was well built and sturdy but totally not nice and modern, when I moved in with the missus that got donated and we got some fashionable item instead, after then buying lots of other chest of drawer units we finally got a decent sturdy set, it looked almost identical to the original unit that she chucked away all those years previously ... to me it was just a lump of wood that you cloths in but then I'm not a bird so I don't understand such things ......
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you