No wonder my phone line crackles and hisses. Don't mention the ADSL SNR ratio. Today, after having seen engineers working at cabinets in the area over the last week, I found the local cabinet with doors wide open (again) in a gale, and it had poured with rain last night. I managed to jam them closed and noticed the writing near the top door lock: "[Censored] . Lock at bottom only." (Not my words, Openreach's) Anyone know where I can get an Openreach cabinet lock key? [Moderator's note by Mike (Mav) Avoidance of swear filter edited as per forum rule.