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who makes the best patient?

pierre_pierre
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who makes the best patient?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

cp:green Over enthusiastic emphasis removed, as it can be seen as shouting mod:end
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pierre_pierre
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Re: who makes the best patient?

Sorry just came back to change it, you beat me
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Re: who makes the best patient?

It was much easier on the eye for me  Smiley  Roll eyes
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Midnight_Caller
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Re: who makes the best patient?

pierre, that one was fantastic, I am glad that I wasent drinking my coke, because you maid me
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Re: who makes the best patient?

After many years of looking after folk I am firmly of the opinion that the best patients are women!
pierre_pierre
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Re: who makes the best patient?

Especially with head operations - no brains to worry about  - runs away to hide.

The worst patients are members of the medical professions - a fact
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Re: who makes the best patient?

pierre_pierre
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Re: who makes the best patient?

Wow - Thats a fluke.  - what is it?
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Re: who makes the best patient?

My patient..
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Re: who makes the best patient?

..simulator
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Re: who makes the best patient?

Pierre - the worst patients are men when they have operations on the place where they keep their brains (I'll leave you to work that one out)!
pierre_pierre
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Re: who makes the best patient?

I had a Jeep Seat op years ago, is that near it?
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Re: who makes the best patient?

About right!
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Midnight_Caller
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Re: who makes the best patient?

poppy, are you referring to "Testicular Cancer" I have had it, the operation went ok but there wos post operation problems, my health is not as good as it ones was.
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Re: who makes the best patient?

No, not at all Gary - sorry to hear of your problems and hope that things improve over time. The comment was referring to much less serious problems and was only in jest as a riposte to Pierre's post.  Rest assured that I am not making light of illness. 
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