what does that mean?

[#1]

Saw this on the way to town this morning......
"Flexible Office Space" 
on a rental board....    Does that mean the walls, and doorways etc are made of rubber, so you can get those awkward sized bits of euipment/furniture in without doing any damage?
On my way back I saw a white transit van with this on the side
Age Concern
Collection Vehicle
Immediately thought...... "I hope they aren`t coming for me just yet !!!"

Any other ideas from genuine signs of our times?

[#2]

Its like when you see the sign - "Door Alarmed"  - poor door, must need a lot of calming down!

[#3]

You'd be shocked too with all those people coming towards you and pushing you out of the way!
I think flexible offices are like those play houses kids used to have back in the days when we had summers - you know, the plastic poles covered with a synthetic colourful sheet.
Damn things were always demonstrating their flexibility by collapsing IIRC from my yoof!

[#4]

I've only ever seen ordinary pedestrians using this crossing:

[#5]

I rather like the un-punctuated sign outside a small farm shop I pass regularly; "hay eggs"...what kind of bird (or reptile) is a hay?

[#6]

one of my favourite shop farm signs ever is:
honey knitting
yoghut weaving
just like that, no punctuation.  been making jokes about underwater yogurt weaving ever since.

[#7]

In a village near here there's a side road in which there is a library and a cop shop. At the junction with the main road there's a sign reading "Library Police" 

[#8]

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sign reading "Library Police"

  Clever sign, did it book out the book

[#9]

Ah, very good p_p. The first time I saw it I thought Wow, there must be some stroppy borrowers round here.

[#10]

To return to the sentiments of the OP, what about that oft' seen sign "Men At Work" apart from being sexist, it's also so often a contradiction in terms, in this country anyway.
Or one seen regularly in car parks "Disabled Parking" I'm often overcome with an urge to re-enable it.

[#11]

We have a road sign saying no road signs. or zebra crossing ahead but I have never seen any Zebras use it.
In town there is a beware old people crossing (dam dangerous these old folks)

[#12]

No details given as to what qualifications you need to book this taxi -

[#13]

it isnt a Taxi, it is a private hire car - that makes a world of difference

[#14]

No details given as to what qualifications you need to book this private hire car -

[#15]

erh - do what.  Being a private hire car, you are only allowed to use it if you make an advanced booking, I.e. you cant just jump in it, thats agin the law