thoughts on getting Married
_The Cowboy's Honeymoon_
A cowboy and his new wife had just got married and found a nice hotel in High River for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.
The clerk winked, 'You want the Bridal"?
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 'Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit £200 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.