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should this be in Gaming or BroadBand and routers?

pierre_pierre
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should this be in Gaming or BroadBand and routers?

2050
2050. Eric is at home with his mum.
Eric: Mum, why is there a rectangle in the wall?
Mum: That's called the front door darling. You can go through it to the outside.
Eric: What's the outside?
Mum: It's where people used to go before we had computers and the internet. They went outside to make friends.
Eric: I've got lots of friends. But not Luke. I unfriended him because he supports Everton.
Mum: It was different before Facebook. People met their friends in real life.
Eric: My friends were here last week for my party.
Mum: They were holograms dear.
Eric: I threw virtual blancmange at Jessica. He he he.
Mum: That was naughty Eric. People also went outside to go to the shops.
Eric: Like Amazon?
Mum: No darling, the old shops were like houses with big windows.
Eric: I've got Windows 26 on my third PC.
Mum: I don't mean... never mind dear.
Eric: Mum, will I ever go outside?
Mum: Yes darling, when you get married you go outside to find a new house to live in.
Eric: Oooh mum, how do you get married?
Mum: You click on match.com dear.
Eric: Oooh mum can I get married now? Please please please.
Mum: I suppose so darling. You are 43.
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Re: should this be in Gaming or BroadBand and routers?

Many a true word...............
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Re: should this be in Gaming or BroadBand and routers?

The same could be said about people who are on this very forum!! Wink