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[#1]

Email inspires confidence, mange-tout !

A donation of One Million pounds has been made to you by me.
Email: neiltrotter@ (removed so no-one else can share my money ).com for more details.
Obviously no-one with a knowledge of British culture would use that name in a con, so it must be true!!
*edited for typos.

[#2]

Nah... you can tell it`s a scam.. cos it`s from Neil Trotter... it would have been more believable if it had come form delboytrotter, or even derektrotter 

[#3]

Bonné de douche!
The spammer is a plonker