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one for Josie and Sandra to remember

pierre_pierre
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one for Josie and Sandra to remember

BRITISH HUMOR
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong b itch out the window
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

Ouch!
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jmd
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

Someone is fortunate that he wasn't reported for getting round the swear filter - I'm saying nowt  Grin
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

OOooooooooooo  eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  Pierre.....  Shocked
pierre_pierre
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

What me Shutter Grin
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

Yer  P`air    vou les vou !  Cheesy Grin Cheesy
pierre_pierre
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Re: one for Josie and Sandra to remember

didnt mean it Sandra and Josie, just a way to make you look Smiley Smiley Smiley