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St3
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mushrooms ..

I love mushrooms but they always make me fart ... anyone else have the same problem ?

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LOL ste and i thought it was sprouts Smiley

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Re: mushrooms ..

I like them with my breakfast... I tend to leave them till last...... because.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don`t have mushroom for them....  ! ! Cheesy

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Which is exactly why we never give them to our dog, leftover baked beans are also off it's menu! Cool smiley

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Years ago when my sons were little I used to tell them not to feed the dog scraps, normally they didn’t but I came in to the room at dinner time with the desert to find the dog licking its face as if it had just eaten something, which raised my suspicions.

Later than night as we were watching TV (there was only the 3 of us) I heard the distinct ’Sssssss’ of a canine gas leak, knowing what we were in, which amounted to damp eyes and an odour akin to burning rubber, I got up and left the room, shut the door and held the door handle, so none of them could leave. It was only a matter of seconds before the coughing started and the rush of feet could be heard heading to the door.

It was at this point I asked them to promise never to feed the dog scraps, and to be fair to them they never did.

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Re: mushrooms ..

i actully heard mushrooms were bad for dogs

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That's because they do not have 'mushroom' (much room) inside! Cheesy

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@Minivanman - And I'll get the door for you as @shutter's  already used that pun in this thread. Wink

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D'oh, I missed that right at the end of his post!

Guess we both remember Lonnie Donegan and his "My Old Man's A Dustman" Smiley

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Re: mushrooms ..

I used to enjoy mushrooms when i was younger but my last encounter with them made me violently sick after having me shaking and sweating like a leaf for an hour or so before hand.

I've never eaten them again since.

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problem is Ste eats shiitake  mushrooms

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Mushrooms are one of my all time favourite foods.

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Too much Raffinose sugar for your small intestine...

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i also read that mushrooms are great for fighting colds Smiley

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I seem to remember, from some years back... that , ... actually, mushrooms are indigestible, by the human tract, and pass right through the system...

 

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out the other.... Shocked