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how to servive if you are 65

pierre_pierre
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how to servive if you are 65

Subject:Senior Health Care Solution   
 
 
 
  Senior Health Care Solution    So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do? 
 
  Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's  and 2 Senior Government Officials.   
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great..  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.  And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too  old for health care.  Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. 
  IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!   
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

No heating bills, or council tax.
But you will have to put up with these kind of conditions:
(photographs show a New UK prision)
greyposter
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

Why only 4 bullets ?
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

Smiley Smiley Smiley
colintivy
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

@pierre-pierre, be careful matey they are probably reading this forum  Lips are sealed
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

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No heating bills, or council tax.
But you will have to put up with these kind of conditions:
(photographs show a New UK prision)

That is not a prison it's a hotel isn't it?   Huh
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Re: how to servive if you are 65

Yes I expected to see Lenny Henry walking around waving a bill Roll eyes
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pierre_pierre
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Yes I expected to see Lenny Henry walking around waving a bill Roll eyes

Would that be Lenny the Duck?  Grin
Quack! Grin