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how to avoid Flu

pierre_pierre
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Posts: 19,757
Registered: 30-07-2007

how to avoid Flu


Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ar@e!'
Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much
4 REPLIES
techguy
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Posts: 2,540
Registered: 12-09-2008

Re: how to avoid Flu

Excellent as always
Birightened up my dreary afternoon at work.
Midnight_Caller
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Registered: 15-04-2007

Re: how to avoid Flu

Excellent pierre
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Re: how to avoid Flu

Not as much fun but the real solution to never catching flu is to stay at home and not allow anyone through the door!
Wink
techguy
Grafter
Posts: 2,540
Registered: 12-09-2008

Re: how to avoid Flu

True poppy but that would not be as funny now would it?