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scootie
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chinese army the largest in the world

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Re: chinese army the largest in the world

This guy ain't so bright either: http://www.break.com/index/soldier-owned-by-floor-waxer.html
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scootie
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Re: chinese army the largest in the world

Grin seen that one the other day on a diffrent site.
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Re: chinese army the largest in the world

its a  knockout
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Re: chinese army the largest in the world

Reminds me of an old Russian joke, (I was working in Kamchatka, when Mikhail Gorbachev was President)
One morning Russia’s prime minister (Nikolai Ryzhkov) came into Gorbachev’s office and informed him there were 1000 soldiers eating breakfast in Red Square.
Gorbachev replied, “That’s good our food program must be working, we’ve enough food production to feed the army Breakfast”
At Lunchtime again Ryzhkov came into Gorbachev’s office and informed him there were now 2000 soldiers eating lunch in Red Square.
Gorbachev replied, “That is really good news good our food program must be working really well, we’ve enough food production to feed the army Lunch”
At Dinnertime again Ryzhkov came into Gorbachev’s office and informed him there were over 10,000 soldiers eating dinner in Red Square.
Gorbachev (Frustrated by this time) replied, “That is really good news good our food program must be working, by why do you keep informing me of this”.
Ryzhkov replied, “Because they are eating with Chop Sticks”

It sounded funny after a couple of Vodkas Smiley