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any one play Golf?

pierre_pierre
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any one play Golf?

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Hello.
Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
Yes.
I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.
How much?
£70,000
OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Great! Oh and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000
Well then, go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50,000 if it's really a nice house.
OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!
Bye, I love you too.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.......
He smiles and asks, 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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Re: any one play Golf?

Very amusing Pierre Smiley, as long as it wasn't my phone  Grin
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Re: any one play Golf?

The old jokes are the best
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Re: any one play Golf?

Quote from: Santiago
The old ones jokes are the best
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Yeah, they've had more experience...

EDIT: Re-modified @Santiago's post so my comment makes sense again.  Tongue
sweet00
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Re: any one play Golf?

good one
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Re: any one play Golf?

Note to self....must keep an eye on James_G and Santiago Wink
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Re: any one play Golf?

sURELY [CAPS FAIL!!!] you knew that already...
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Re: any one play Golf?

Who me?   Crazy