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a thought for the week
a thought for the week
30-06-2010 1:19 PM
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didnt work so scrubbed it
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30-06-2010 1:39 PM
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i'm lucky if I manage a thought for 10 minutes let alone a week :-)
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30-06-2010 1:41 PM
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I was trying to post a gif, one way started at the middle, the other showed the end frame

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30-06-2010 2:43 PM
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V.G.p_p 
Reminded me of this old one -
A bird was flying south for the winter. Cold and hungry, the bird found refuge in a barn on a farm. His wings were nearly frozen stiff with icicles. The bird thought to himself, “I am dead for sure.”
A cow in the barn came by, sniffed around and unloaded a big, stinky pile of cowpie on top of the bird. The bird was drowning in cow caca and thought to himself, “I am dead. I am dead.”
Although the cowpie stank, it was warm and helped thaw the bird, bringing much needed warmth. The bird struggled a bit and managed to poke out his beak to breathe. The bird thought to himself, “Yes, yes, I am alive! I’ll be okay!”
The bird was so happy, it began to sing. A cat in the barn heard the singing and came over to investigate. The cat discovered the bird within the cowpie, dug the bird out, and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who carps on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the carp is your friend.
3. If you are warm and happy and covered in carp, don’t sing about it.
Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

Reminded me of this old one -
A bird was flying south for the winter. Cold and hungry, the bird found refuge in a barn on a farm. His wings were nearly frozen stiff with icicles. The bird thought to himself, “I am dead for sure.”
A cow in the barn came by, sniffed around and unloaded a big, stinky pile of cowpie on top of the bird. The bird was drowning in cow caca and thought to himself, “I am dead. I am dead.”
Although the cowpie stank, it was warm and helped thaw the bird, bringing much needed warmth. The bird struggled a bit and managed to poke out his beak to breathe. The bird thought to himself, “Yes, yes, I am alive! I’ll be okay!”
The bird was so happy, it began to sing. A cat in the barn heard the singing and came over to investigate. The cat discovered the bird within the cowpie, dug the bird out, and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who carps on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the carp is your friend.
3. If you are warm and happy and covered in carp, don’t sing about it.
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Re: a thought for the week
30-06-2010 2:47 PM
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I like fish.

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