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Your horoscope might be wrong.

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Your horoscope might be wrong.

I was reading Pravda, as one does, to get a different view on the world. They mentioned that Nasa has proven the Zodiac dates to be wrong in many cases.  Here's an english version of the same story.

So it is highly likely you've had wrong results from fortune tellers over the years.

 

Apparently these are the revised dates:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius on February 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11 - April 18

Aries: April 18 - 13 May

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - August 10

Leo: August 10 - September 16

Virgo: September 16 - October 30

Libra: October 30 - 23 November

Scorpio: November 23 - November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 - December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 - January 20

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

According to that I am a Pisces... but I am an Aries!!! Sad

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

I am a Virgo ,, But NASA  says i am 3 days early Angel

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

so that`s why I never win anything !!.. despite those horologists exhorting me to put my faith in their predictions. ! ..Sad

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I couldnt care less what i am because its all aload of old tosh Wink 

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Ste I bet you are just a old Ram 😜
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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.


St3 wrote:

I couldnt care less what i am because its all aload of old tosh Wink 


Totally agreeRoll eyes

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

So that's the real reason my horoscope is always wrong.Smiley

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

Horoscopes might be wrong? No fecal matter sherlock... Crazy3

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

I was Libra and now I'm Virgo.

Well that answers a lot of questions Sad

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

I knew that all along, my horoscope told me so.....but there again. If my horoscope told me the dates were wrong and I was looking at the wrong horoscope, are the date that we used to work too, really right and the new dates just a figment of ones imagination?Crazy3

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Well, I was not bothered beforehand and I am still not botheredThumbs Up

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

Wrong eh, when have they ever been right? Crazy2

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@twocvbloke

"No fecal matter"?

Somebody else been checking those synonyms Wink

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Re: Your horoscope might be wrong.

You can find an idiots guide to star signs at http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/starfinder2/en/