Yorkshire Humour

[#1]

Radio York's phone in this morning was on the theme of the lack of standups in North Yorkshire, suggesting that other areas have better senses of humour.
They asked for jokes to be sent in by listeners. These are two samples
What is ET short for? - He only has little legs 
Its been statistically proved that 6 out of 7 dwarves is not "Happy" 
The jury is still out 
     

[#2]

Yorkshire Humour = oxymoron

[#3]

[#4]

But 6 out of 7 aren't grumpy either