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Woof!

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Registered: 04-08-2009

Woof!

I just heard that Battersey Dogs Home has called in the retrievers!
How do you convince people that you own a dog? Carry a bag of manure around with you.
My dog thinks he's a blacksmith cause every time I kick his backside he makes a bolt for the door.
Top ten reasons for choosing a dog over a woman...
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
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Registered: 07-03-2008

Re: Woof!

Brilliant!  and how very true!!
Presently dogless.
Sad