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Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

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Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

No small wonder all those Russian women want to meet me...
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
TINUBU SQUARE,LAGOS-NIGERIA

Attn:Valued Beneficiary,


I write to officially inform you that after the suspension of Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi by the President and Chief of the

Armed Forces (Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan-GCFR).I was appointed as the acting governor of Central Bank of Nigeria.

This message is following your name and details on my desk stating that you have an unclaimed contract / inheritance

payment value $8.5 Million only, kindly confirm the legitimacy and why you have not claimed it by now after it was approved

for payment to you since 2013.

I wait for your prompt reply and follow up call on my direct telephone number now so that i can help release your fund.Call

now +234-816-6818401.Reply with this email: mrgodxxxxxxxxxe


Yours faithfully,
Mr Godwin Emefiele.

(Acting governor Central Bank of Nigeria).
Cheesy Cheesy
(Edit - corrupted link so you can't click on it by mistake.  If you phone him - you're on your own!)
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

You want to keep quiet about that or you'll be deluged with begging letters.
Mine's in the post.
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

Quote from: doris

<snip>

This message is following your name and details on my desk stating that you have an unclaimed contract / inheritance

payment value $8.5 Million only, kindly confirm the legitimacy and why you have not claimed it by now after it was approved

for payment to you since 2013.

<snip>

Why had you not claimed your inheritance since, 2013 ?Huh
I guess the round is on you Wink
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

I've been too busy running from these Russian women who need husbands , and lonely housewives looking for no strings attached fun. I'm getting my Jenga out as we speak!! Grin Grin
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

I guess you gave up playing twister with the Russian woman  then  Cheesy Lips are sealed
Or
Spin the bottle of Russian Vodka Tongue
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

Not exactly, RICH......
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value $8.5 Million only


hardly worth a phone call at international rates, is it....  Huh
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Nah...still play bin the spottle  Crazy
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

If it's the Zimbabwe dollar:

8,500,000.00 ZWD = 13,831.10 GBP
Guess, I'm not retiring any time soon then? Undecided
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How can Doris run away from them I wonder  Cheesy Lips are sealed
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Re: Woo-Hoo...I'm RICH!!!

You haven't seen my wife's right arm...our her aim!
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OOoops that explains it then & I guess not