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Why don't Horses use the Internet?

RichAllen
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Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Because they don't have a Stable connection!  Grin
One of my friends on Facebook posted this joke this morning.
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

I thought it may be because they get each bit between their teeth Cheesy

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James
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Because they cant er?
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Saddled with a lousy connection then.
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Oh - all the horse jokes being trotted out now Cheesy

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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

You won't be able to rein them in now Wink
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

HAY ! , enough already  Cheesy
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

The horses round here don't seem to be short of fibre.
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RichAllen
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Maybe they don't have 4G up on their phones..
Er, *ahem*.. *gets coat*
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

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HAY ! , enough already  Cheesy

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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Maybe they're too busy watching neighbours  Cheesy

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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

They're just combing through the puns and trying to curry favour.
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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Horses for courses.... I s`pose....  Roll eyes
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I heard a pony was trying to ask about broadband but he was a little hoarse Cheesy

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Re: Why don't Horses use the Internet?

Would they be trying to connect to an old mane-frame?
(They're all at it!)  Cheesy