Why I grew up a well balanced individual

[#1]

As a child

• I saw Tarzan half naked


• Cinderella got home after midnight


• Pinocchio told lies


• Aladdin was a thief


• Batman drove at over 200 miles an hour


• Snow White lived in a house with seven men


• Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos


• Pacman ran around and used performance enhancing pills


• Shaggy and Scooby were hippies that always had the munchies


• As a family we regularly watched two men, Eric and Ernie, go to bed together
  I'm sure you can think of more.....
  

[#2]

you received a cuff round the ear for your lip and when you misbehaved in class you got to sit on the naughty stool with a dunce cap on
if you really misbehaved in school the cane came out
when the local bobby caught you sneaking a drink/smoke/fight in the park he gave you a thick ear and you promised not to do it again, or he dragged you home and your parents gave you a thrashing for the shame of it ....
you were allowed to get drunk as a young adult and any sexual partners you were lucky enough to encounter didn't cry rape in the morning because their boyfriend /husband found out about it .....
you didn't get called a racist for liking the gollywog or the wogbox
really theres too many to think of that are now "bad and thus "banned" in fact when you think about it demolition man was rather prophetic in that regard "anything that is deemed bad is now banned" and it looks like sugar /sweets/fizyy drinks are going down that route soon it will be everything that isn't some form of gruel /

[#3]

I was well balanced because I had a chip on both shoulders 

[#4]

And chips every Friday night as a family treat!!

[#5]

bet you cant find , fish n chips in newspaper now