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Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

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Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13536479
I'm sure he could do the same as he did for the British Sausage:
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Re: Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

Apparently, someone emailed Sky News suggesting we ban Lego, as a reprisal.
How about Dutch Dairy products  (Edam cheese etc Huh ) , and their flowers?
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Re: Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

There's some more suggestions here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/may/24/uk-should-ban-sandi-toksvig
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Re: Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

Danish Pastry?

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Marmite......you either love it, hate it or ban it...crazy
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Re: Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

how about sending Sandi Toksvig home!
edit sorry Jelv, didn't read your link, was over come by apathy
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Re: Where's Jim Hacker when you need him?

Now that journeys is a good idea...
But reply 3 by jelv got there first.
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When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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I wonder how long it will be before jars appear on ebay available for shipping to Denmark? (just checked and there's none I could see yet)
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Marmite smuggling rife in Denmark Grin
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I like comment 203 on the BBC website:
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And if there is a war over this, I don't think I need to tell you what sort of soldiers will be doing the fighting.
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And if there is a war over this, I don't think I need to tell you what sort of soldiers will be doing the fighting.

I think that calls for a toast.
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You're just trying to butter them up...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.