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What the elk?

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What the elk?

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree
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Mrs Elk turned up next morning, clipped him round the ear and dragged him off home.
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I know how he feels - worst hangover I ever had was due to overindulgence on cider.  It was on the last night of an apprentice training course, so no clips round the ear.
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Mrs Elk turned up next morning, clipped him round the ear and dragged him off home.

One problem - it was a female elk!
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Not a problem as the Swedish people are very open minded Wink
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Grin Grin Grin
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Core.... that was somethink elk !  Cheesy
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deer me  Wink
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Re: What the elk?

well it wasnt mooseing around
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She showed a blatant disregard for Elk & Safety.
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Candidates for the 2012 Olympic elk throwing competition are reminded that they should practise in a safe open space during day light hours and not their back yards at night.
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Re: What the elk?

Came apon this 
Alces  -  The Journal devoted to the biology and management of Moose
http://bolt.lakeheadu.ca/~alceswww/alces.html