What's Black, White & Red ?

[#1]

[#2]

Your tape dispenser?

[#3]

A newspaper.... 

Doh!...

one of the oldest in the book...

[#4]

A ladybird in a veil. 

[#5]

A sunburnt penguin

[#6]

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@Mook wrote:

Your tape dispenser?

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Yes it is...

The former is the central cardboard core from Aluminium Foil, splayed at the ends to contain the various rolls.

It helps to keep them all together, and not disperse !!

[#7]

A nun with a cut

[#8]

A vampire zebra that just had dinner...

[#9]

A misprinted 'Union Jack'.

[#10]

a sunburned zebra

[#11]

A telephone box in a coal mine?

[#12]

A panda with lipstick applied.

[#13]

Coca-Cola's Christmas truck

In 2016, the truck will be visiting 44 locations across the UK:

Bishops Square, London - 17th Nov

Glasgow - 18th Nov

Ayr - 19th Nov

Dundee - 20th Nov

Carlisle - 22nd Nov

Yeovil - 22nd Nov

Exeter - 23rd Nov

Newcastle upon Tyne - 23rd Nov

Cardiff - 24th Nov

Sunderland - 24th Nov

Bristol - 25th Nov

Leeds - 25th Nov

Scarborough - 26th Nov

Swindon - 26th Nov

Bradford - 27th Nov

Milton Keynes - 27th Nov

Bournemouth - 29th Nov

Wrexham - 29th Nov

Southampton - 30th Nov

Watford - 1st Dec

Manchester - 1st Dec

Intu Trafford Centre, Manchester - 2nd Dec

Lancaster - 3rd Dec

Liverpool - 4th Dec

The O2 Greenwich, London - 3rd Dec

The O2 Greenwich, London - 4th Dec

Baldock - 6th Dec

St Helens - 6th Dec

Harlow - 7th Dec

Doncaster - 8th Dec

Ipswich - 8th Dec

Cleethorpes - 9th Dec

Norwich - 9th Dec

Lincoln - 10th Dec

Northampton - 11th Dec

Leicester - 13th Dec

Peterborough - 13th Dec

Leyton Mills, London - 14th Dec

Telford - 14th Dec

Southend - on - Sea - 15th Dec

Birmingham - 17th Dec

Eastbourne - 17th Dec

Coca-Cola London Eye, London - 18th Dec

Leicester Square, London - 20th Dec

[#14]

Why?

[#15]

After they poured aspartame into the UK-made Dr. Pepper (which Coca Cola does under licence), effectively adding poison for people like me who suffer bad reactions to aspartame, the CC company can do one frankly...