What items would you grab........

[#1]

.....if your house was on fire?

This man has clearly got his priorities right! 

[#2]

This guy sounds stupid to me........... i would have taken the fridge to try and keep the beers cool ... 

[#3]

[#4]

I suspect that he didn't run back in for his beer.

He ran back in for more beer.

Me, if it was at night simply my shirt and trousers.

Nothing worse than watching your house burn down with a bare [-Censored-].

[#5]

He rushed back in to retrieve his Darwin Award.