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What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

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What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

They're only cats lol
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

He said "...food won`t be long... The new barbecue has arrived "....  Cheesy
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Do you want banger(s) with that Roll eyes
Be careful, of the explosive diet Cheesy
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Can I have mine flame burnt please?  Grin
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

...sorry, you've missed the mane course.  Cheesy
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Quick grab your lunch before it gets nicked
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Mmmm roast kid.
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

I'm tyred of waiting for my dinner.
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Digressing for a moment.
I've had Great Danes for about 30 years now. One of my favourites from young mothers with small kids is "Does your dog like children?", to which I say "Yes, she'll eat most things!".
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Re: What did the hungry lion say to his pride?

Hey up, meals on wheels is here Cheesy

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