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What are you Whining about

pierre_pierre
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What are you Whining about


"California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE"
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geewizz
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Re: What are you Whining about


EH?
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Re: What are you Whining about

Don't you mean PINO LESS
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Re: What are you Whining about

No, definately PINO MORE (Pee no more), it makes no sense to say "pee no less" - what would the USP be?
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Re: What are you Whining about

The USP of PINO LESS is that if you drink this crap you will pee less than is you drank proper wine.
PINO MORE (Pee no more) sound very painful and would cause serious problems as you would swell up and eventually explode and everyone around you would get covered in PINO LESS
geewizz
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Re: What are you Whining about

According to the lay-up of the joke, the grapes act as an anti-diuretic.
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Re: What are you Whining about

If it was PINO LESS, surely it would mean that you would Pee the same amount?
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