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What are the differences between males and females??

Bob_Milton
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What are the differences between males and females??

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nadger
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

After 43 years of marriage I'll take the 5th  Grin
Plusnet Alumni (retired) orbrey
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Interesting, and the ideas behind it are sound, but by the time this gets into a business and used it'll have been whittled down to a set of five or so rules that will carefully compartmentalise men and women and completely remove all the benefits.
It's just the way these things tend to go.
pierre_pierre
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

some say they live longer
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Each have their strengths and weaknesses.

It's just that, as a husband I seemed to be reminded more of my weaknesses than my strengths Sad
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Plusnet Alumni (retired) orbrey
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Found on t'interweb, and they rang true and fit here so here they are.
Women's Rules for Men
1. The female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
17. The female is ready when she is ready.
18. The male must be ready at all times.
Midnight_Caller
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Quote from: Bob
Comments please.

Intresting article.
Quote from: pierre_pierre
some say they live longer

They have a death wish!
Typical americans.  Smiley
pierre_pierre
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

look carefully, that was an european plug (I think)
Midnight_Caller
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Nope definitely american plug.  Wink
mcgurka
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

I concur, definately american!
For a simple reason, euro plugs look the same, but only americans would do something like that!
LiamM
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Well they look round and european to me.  Perhaps they are Americans holidaying in Europe?
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Re: What are the differences between males and females??

Just to throw something else into the mix, Australian plugs are that shape - though if it was in Australia it'd be a real barbie with real fire, not some half-assed electric George Foreman clone.