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What are the advantages of being 50 years old?

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Registered: ‎12-08-2007

Re: What are the advantages of being 50 years old?

This is my neighbour:
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have
this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all
night long! 
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you look after my dog,
please?"
MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!