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What No Seatbelt?

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What No Seatbelt?

Hope I don't have to sit next to him Roll eyes
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jmd
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

Shocked
bet that is not Ryanair - they would charge him more!
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

Southwest Airlines in the US do charge large people for 2 seats Wink
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

But he Is only sitting on one.
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

Wonder how the trolley dollies get up the aisle with the food Undecided Undecided
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

Good point Sad
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

Maybe he swallows them  Wink
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

just the trays of food
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

No, he looks like a man who would gobble a trolley dolly - given the chance !   Shocked
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

He certainly wouldn't be allowed to take off sitting like that Wink
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I don't think he would even manage to take off! Tongue
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......and they worry about us taking a few extra lbs of baggage Roll eyes
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... and how would they explain all the missing trolleys ?  Undecided
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Re: What No Seatbelt?

I was on a flight that left the gate a little early to try and get a slot and the cabin crew were still completing their checks.  As we were approaching the runway it was discovered that one fat passenger couldn't get his seatbelt round him.  We had to return to the gate and an extension had to be found for him.  We lost our slot and had a long delay Sad