Well I thought it was funny

Oldjim · ‎15-06-2007

box

Mayfly · ‎04-06-2009

Haha - I though so too!

petlew · ‎30-08-2007

Obviously a case of getting the priorities right.

Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.

twocvbloke · ‎06-11-2014

When a cricket ball gets you in the danglies, you never forget it, when a cricket ball gets you on the noggin, you forget everything...

jelv · ‎10-04-2007

Reminds me of something that happened with someone I worked with many years ago who was a keen cricket player.

He was asked by his mother what he wanted for his birthday - he said he one thing he needed was a box.

In spite of him saying he'd get it himself, his mother insisted that as it was a present she'd buy it for him.

So she goes in to the sports shop and of course the first question she is asked is "What size?".

She holds her hands up about a yard apart and says "well his bat is about this big"!

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Pete11 · ‎17-02-2017

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