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Useless information - part three

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Q. How do you make a Sultan's wife laugh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A. Give them a Sultana.

"In The Beginning Was The Word, And The Word Was Aardvark."

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Drifting off here guys, this is supposed to be about useless information. 😉

Duck droppings can potentially carry up to 60 different diseases. 


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I`m going to make afternoon tea & coffee for me and the missus.... Roll_eyes

 

Other useless info.....   we will share some ginger biscuits to dunk.... Cheesy

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I am just going outside and may be some time.

No, not the Antarctic - just a hedge that needs trimming.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I have just been outside, discussing the best way of removing ivy that has climbed to roof level (and over). We did not reach a conclusion.

John
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What lies at the bottom of the sea and rapes mermaids.

 

 

 

Jack the kipper

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@jab1 wrote:

I have just been outside, discussing the best way of removing ivy that has climbed to roof level (and over). We did not reach a conclusion.


 

 

Perhaps your ladder wasn`t long enough.....  Cheesy

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What is yellow and dangerous?

 

 

Shark infested custard.

It's a cracker!

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Why is a canary in a liquidiser like a breakfast cereal?

Because it's Shredded Tweet.

 

Still can't find my coat. 

 


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Two bits of useless information about me.

1) My 'manhood' is the same length as two Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos.

 

I've now found my coat. 😎 

 


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Not banned from Argos yet, I need to go there to pick up a backpack.

10 min bus journey.

Thanks for telling us about your manhood, bit too much info though.

I think everyone will appreciate I'll say no more about mine. 😀

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'Offendable penniless fjord hoaxer' is an anagram of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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At night it gets dark.

Oh and nearly forgot, the earth is round.

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Last week's high winds blew all the pears off my pear tree.

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Cor round,

Reminds me of Pi.

3.14159265459.

Ratio of a circles radius to its diameter I believe.

Didn't look that up and reminds me of physics.

I think the forumla to calculate it is an Arc Tangent one?