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Useless information - part three

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@RobPN wrote:

@jab1 wrote:

A flash in the pan usually means you've turned the microwave on with metal utensils left inside.🤣


I see ... so nothing to do with a Vindaloo the night before?  Cheesy


I'd forgotten about that, @RobPN - many years since I've been  for a curry after a night on the tiles.😁

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... "the burning ring of fire" as Johnny Cash once said  Cool

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A Jerusalem artichoke is a double misnomer.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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 is horse trading legal ? ? ?UndecidedUndecided

 

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Yes, in the mane.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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If that`s true,..... what do they trade  ? ? ? ?  HuhHuh

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Re: Useless information - part three

Manure?

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Lucky horseshoes?

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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jab1 said......

 

Manure?

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Good job  Bull Trading is illegal then.... ShockedCheesyShocked

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Hay what are you getting at shutter?  

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Why does your chewing gum loose its flavour on the bedpost overnight ?

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@TTman  maybe because its covered in fly poo ! ! .. and spider webs... Shocked

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Cor that reminds me, of when I used to Snooker with a friend. Nice place that snooker hall.

Afterwards we would pop back to his, get a takeaway curry. I would get a Madras - hottest thing I can handle. Next morning my body was singing Johnny Cash, "The Burning Ring Of Fire". I'd better not say anything else there.

My friend is trying to get into another pool league so we have one local in mind, which I think we'll visit when he finishes work after 4pm.

About as exciting as my life gets.

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In just one year, the human body can produce enough saliva to fill two bathtubs. 

Yuk.

 

 


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Re: Useless information - part three

Question: How do you make a native of Malta laugh?

 

 

 

 

Answer: Give them a Malteser.

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