Ughhh!!

[#1]

ITV has just screened (12:05) one of those revolting eating contests. In this case the winner consumed 51 oysters in 1 minute.
My question is; why?

[#2]

Question 2 is why watch it 

[#3]

Erm!! I wasn't....intentionally.
But somebody else who will remain nameless was.
I was peeping over the top of my laptop lid.

[#4]

Many years ago I remember being "fed" oysters in a pacific beach side setting with an 'slightly older'  lady who's intentions were to say the least 'obvious'.
I squeezed the lemon over the oysters, licked my lips.
She asked 'Have you eaten oysters before'
'Yes often' I replied 'why do you ask'.
'Well, we normally take them out of the shells before squeezing the lemon on them'

[#5]

Made me laugh.

[#6]

I barely watch ITV anymore.. I don't have sky but we do have freeview. IMO ITV lost the plot years ago and I even watch the dreaded BBC more than ITV now!