Uber water taxi

[#1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3888230/The-cabbie-thought-water-taxi-Drone-captures-Uber-dr...

I know it is your favourite newspaper but I had to post this for two reasons

- Idiot driver

- who moved Holy Island 50 miles south

The cabbie who thought he was in a water taxi: Drone captures Uber driver being completely swamped after getting caught by the rising tide at Holy Island

• Drone footage catches moment cabbie tries to drive through causeway
• His vehicle quickly becomes swamped in water in the River Tyne
• Passengers were forced to wade through the rising tide on foot 
• Eventually they were rescued from the water by an RNLI boat 

[#2]

What a classic case of Daily Fail miss-reporting! Holy Island is miles away from the Tyne.

[#3]

I hope the RNLI read him the riot act, and then sent him the bill!

What a complete and utter idiot! 

[#4]

Shouldn't thread be "Unter water taxi"?

[#5]

Unterseetaxi 

Those Germans just love stringing words together!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22762040

[#6]

Surprised they don't have a longer one to describe mothers-in-law.