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Two very bad jokes.

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Two very bad jokes.

      >> Joke <<

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing.
 
Dr: "What are the symptoms?"
 
Patient: "They're those yellow people on TV."

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      >> Old Joke <<

Q: What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants?
 
A: Your mother.
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Someone has been reading an internet newsletter beginning with the word pop and ending with the word for a female dog Wink
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 Chris Parr
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Peace be with you Chris
Oh yes... wouldn't miss an edition of Popbitch for the world  Grin
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

hmm interesting, i thought that it was in the swear filter, hence my convoluted way of saying the name Cheesy
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Is there a list of what *is* in the swear filter?
Otherwise I could say "Tit bum willy tosspot poo buggery bollocks" and have no idea if I had broken inappropriate language rules Roll eyes
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If we had a list of what's in the filter, surely it would get filtered by the filter  Undecided
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Oh [Censored], Cohones got censored!  Cheesy
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

[me=orbrey]fondly remembers the list of Jamie Hewlett's alternative insults published in Select magazine, prior to the release of the Tank Girl movie (they wouldn't let Tank Girl swear in the film you see).[/me]
Now if only I could remember any of them...
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Quote from: God
Is there a list of what *is* in the swear filter?
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If we had a list of what's in the filter, surely it would get filtered by the filter  Undecided

Now there is an idea, let's see who can guess the most.
Winner is the first person to be banned Grin
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

You cannot be f*****g serious!  Roll eyes
LMAO I had to edit that out myself!
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

OMG... how does that get through!
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

What can I say.. it seems that  the slang form of fornication needs adding to the filter!
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Re: Two very bad jokes.

Quote from: PJ
Is it still blasphemy if you use your own name in vain?

As God I can blaspheme about what the hell I like. It’s one of the perks of the job. The worst thing that could happen is I tell myself not to do it again.