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Two things in life puzzle me

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Two things in life puzzle me

1.what was the best thing before sliced bread ?
2 If all brides are beautiful where on earth do ugly wife's come from ? 😁
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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

1 - Sliced cow...

2 - Marriage always turns ugly...

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

1 - The bread knife

2.  With age.

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

What is an occasional table the rest of the time when it's not a table.

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

A stool...

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

And why is a pear called a pear when the is only one of them?

It makes no sense Crazy2

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

Because when you turn them into cider, you'll always see two of 'em...

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

Why can't I buy a scissor

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Why do I have to buy a pair of them riveted together.

 

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

Gosh I've started something now πŸ˜€
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That's Chit Chat General Chat for you.

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me


Strat wrote:

Why can't I buy a scissor

Scissor.jpg

Why do I have to buy a pair of them riveted together.

 


It's called a Knife...

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Re: Two things in life puzzle me

I already have some of those Roll eyes

So if I get two knives and rivet them together I can continue with my dressmaking?

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Strat wrote:

I already have some of those Roll eyes

So if I get two knives and rivet them together I can continue with my dressmaking?


 

Yep, just make sure to keep your fingers clear... Tongue

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You learn something new every day Cool

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