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Trading Standards can't always help ;)

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Trading Standards can't always help ;)

Furious customer sends complaint to Trading Standards after being turned down by prostitute at broth...
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A scorned customer left embarrassed after a prostitute refused to have sex with him has complained to trading standards about her brothel.
Harrow Council has admitted it was shocked when they were asked by the client to punish the sex worker and her employer because of his 'wasted trip'.

Poor fella, not a happy ending...
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TORPC
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I wonder if that poor chap is a civil servant Cheesy Roll eyes
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Grin Grin Grin
Ok, I have so many questions!!!
1: Was he that stinky/ugly that even hooker turned him down?
2: What was he thinking, a hooker?
3: His dogs can't be barking if he actually reported this!!
4: I can't ask that LOL
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She probably didn't have a magnifying glass & tweezers Roll eyes
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I'm not sure I understand, could you explain in more detail what you mean please?  Lips are sealed
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He wants to be careful she doesn't put in a counter-complaint adding search fees Cheesy

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or expenses for a microscope Roll eyes Cheesy
Then she could change profession & become a scientist Cheesy
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Then she could change profession & become a scientist Cheesy
Finding organisms instead of... Wink

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just LOL
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In the report......
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the brothel has since been closed down....


and...
from the Council Leader..... Susan Hall....
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I would like the gentleman involved to visit Harrow again, ....................
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- like our wonderful open parks, leisure centres and historic churches.'


Hmm.... sort of..... Bring it out into the open then ? ? ?
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As a well known actor used to say, "I Don't believe it" Smiley
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@TORPC
LMAO it's just a sock.  Lips are sealed
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Was that Famous actors initials VM