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Top 10 dad phrases

Top 10 dad phrases:
1. Do you think I’m made of money?
2. Money doesn’t grow on trees
3. He’s as thick as two short planks
4. When I was your age
5. I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes
6. I’m not going to tell you again
7. Were you raised in a barn?
8. Don’t talk back to your mother
9. If you were told to jump off a cliff, would you?
10. They don’t make them like they used to.
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I use most of these most days.
11. Can't you switch lights off?
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12. What time do you call this ?
13. How much ?
14. No
15. Yes
16. How does this work ?
17. Look after my Daughter, or else.
18. Who's the father ?
19. Ask your Mother.
20. Where's me pipe and slippers ?
21. Where's the car ?
22. You need to get a job.
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23. I was your age once!

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24. They don't write songs like they used to.
25. Who ?
26. I remember when me and you Mother ....
27. I remember when you could take a girl out to the cinema, have a drink afterwards, and still have change from a ten bob note !
28. What's all this Centigrade, Kilos and Kilometres rubbish ?
29. It were pounds, shillings & pence in my day, none of this Decimal rubbish.
30. Thruppenny bits and Farthings.
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31. You don't know how Lucky you are...

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And 32, We love you really.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

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33. We're only doing this because we love you.

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I hope I never have to use No. 18.  Lips are sealed
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34.  Hello, Bank of Dad.  How may I service your request?
35.  Hello, Dad's Taxis - where would you like a pickup?
36.  Yes, you will treat her appropriately or you'll be using this shovel to dig your own 6' hole.
37.  Do you think I came in on the last banana boat?
38.  Can you change the clock on the TV/VCR/DVD/Oven/Microwave please?
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39. You can't put an old head on young shoulders.
40. Don't do as I do, do as I say.
41. Stop asking questions.
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42. It's for your own good.
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43. ask your mother...
44. No!
45. isn't time you got a job (empty phrase, but it feels good saying it anyway)
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

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Top 10 dad phrases in my home
1, shut that F******** door
2, What have i told you about leaving that B********** chip pan on
3, Dont she ya F********** mother
4, Are you F****** stupid or what
5, ive shouted 7 F********* times now ... YOUR TEAAA!
6, F****** O***** im not talking you, walk you lazy T******
7, Ive just lent you a F***** tenner P*** O****
8, Have you been fighting again you daft little T**********
9, K**** M** A******
10, ARGHHHHHHHH Go and see your F********* mother im sick of you
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Usually followed by 'I'm not your slave' and/or 'I didn't ask to be born'.
I used to think that Kevin and Perry was a gross exaggeration until my own two started getting to 'that age'.
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