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Time for some daft puns again...

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Time for some daft puns again...

I changed my I Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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shalom2010
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

I wouldn't give up your day job Smiley
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

Don't call us, we'll call you!  Wink
Geoff,
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

But.... we`re not going to tell you, what we call you  Cheesy
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

Sticking po-faced to the topic and ignoring all attempts at a character assassination of mav:
I tried being apathetic, it didn't work, now I couldn't care less.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

That was pathetic,... and it didn`t work either !  Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Time for some daft puns again...

being schizophrenic, i'm in two minds about this.