Thought for the day...

[#1]

NEVER compliment a woman on her moustache, no matter how epic it is. 

[#2]

@Minivanman - I've got to ask, you wouldn't be sporting a black eye by any chance?

[#3]

[#4]

@Minivanman   surely your reply to that should have been .... 

[#5]

The world is a confusing place for the hard of hearing who rely on subtitles, especially when warned about 'black eyes' by the weather man.

[#6]

Yeah.... trouble is, if you rely on the subtitles, and something like that appears... you have to "do a think" about it, and try to work out what was actually said.... and by the time you have realised what it was... you have missed the next two lines and the whole plot has gone ! !