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Theft from Lorry

TTman
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Theft from Lorry

There is  report that a lorry load of SEX toys has been stolen!!!!! Worth 1million pounds

The police are looking for robbers with big grins on their faces and sore wrists🤣

When found the police say the stolen goods will be distributed to the social clubs of all police stations🤣

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Re: Theft from Lorry

Fake news.... just posting for effect...  !   ( shocked chinaman emoticon)

 

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@shutter  Fake News. Are you saying the bbc posts fake news on there website 😮 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907

 

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Well if you couldn't be arsed to post a link in the OP...

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@DaveyH  Well slap my hand!!!! 🤣

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I wonder if they knew what they were stealing because if so, it must leave many wondering what sort of people they know as presumably they would have had a ready market. Blimey, even Del Boy and Rodney would have a hard time (no pun intended) shifting boxes of fluffy handcuffs and err... 

 

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Maybe unlike the gerries in Dad's Army, they DO like it up 'em!!! 😂

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Maybe? 😂

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@Minivanman wrote:

I wonder if they knew what they were stealing      

 

. Blimey, even Del Boy and Rodney would have a hard time (no pun intended) shifting boxes of fluffy handcuffs and err... 

 


 

They had a hard time shifting this lot though !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVn99VE734g

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@Minivanman wrote:

I wonder if they knew what they were stealing because if so, it must leave many wondering what sort of people they know as presumably they would have had a ready market. Blimey, even Del Boy and Rodney would have a hard time (no pun intended) shifting boxes of fluffy handcuffs and err... 

 


 

Fluffy Handcuffs. :Rolls eyes:

 

The sex toy industry is reportedly worth about 20 odd billion and still growing. I don't think they'll have that difficult a job shifting them...

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@DaveyH 

No need for the Rolling of eyes, just trying to maintain a bit of decorum around here.

As for shifting them well that's hardly rocket science now is it, but thanks for the info although what a pity you "couldn't be arsed" to post a link.

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When responding to your little clique I've decided to respond in kind and not bother...

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I try to avoid getting on a high horse m'self in case I get a nose bleed.