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The ultimate woman?

Is this the ultimate woman? Technology merges best parts of some of the world's most beautiful celeb...
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After a poll to discover which parts of female stars women most admired and desired, an image of what is being called the ‘ultimate celebrity’ has been created.

Not impressed but, if I could choose the ultimate woman she would have:
Denise Richard's eyes
Jessica Simpson's legs
Cameron Diaz' lips
Charlize Theron's breasts
Claudia Schiffer's cheeks and chin
Heidi Klum's hair
Kylie Minogue's bottom
So, what would your ultimate man/woman look like?

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my wife ofc Roll eyes
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Creep!!
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Me likey Wink Wink
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Adele's voice
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The Ideology of Aung San Suu Kyi Cool
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And to balance this post out what would the ultimate man have ?Huh
Bet there are not too many replies to that apart from a large amount of money !
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http://www.lidl.co.uk/cps/rde/xchg/lidl_uk/hs.xsl/index_27763.htm


WHAT ?  not another silly linky.....  Cheesy
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not silly when the read the post immediately before

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And to balance this post out what would the ultimate man have ?Huh
Bet there are not too many replies to that apart from a large amount of money !
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Hmm... I suppose if you go to lidl shopping then you will have loadsamoney, ( left over) however you could also go to Tesco, as well, because "every little helps" and therefore be mr attractive...  neither of which have anything really to do with the original post.............Or am I missing something............ again... Cheesy
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Yes you dont seem to be able to read
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I am with you shutter, I can read just fine but I havent got a clue what he is on about.