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The things you hear from your local MP!!!!!!!!

peejay
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The things you hear from your local MP!!!!!!!!

Attempting to get into the House to claim his daily expenses he became stuck in a traffic jam. He asked an agitated policeman what was going on. The plod informed him that  the House of Commons All Party Committee had been kidnapped and that if a £1m. ransom was not paid in the next few hours they would be doused in petrol and set alight!  Apparently he was going from car to car taking a collection. I politely asked how much on average were people giving........About a gallon came his reply!
A Plaid Cymru delegation of MP's was panicking recently... They had received an email from a terrorist organisation containing a coded message...
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A 24 hour watch was kept on all members and MI5 and MI6 and Special Branch failed to crack the message. A few day s later a tea lady escorted by an SAS trooper pointed out that they were holding the piece of paper upside down!!!
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Re: The things you hear from your local MP!!!!!!!!

Quote from: peejay
A Plaid Cymru delegation of MP's was panicking recently... They had received an email from a terrorist organisation containing a coded message...
3WO5  3507 3WO5  N1M  N3WH573M  0773H
A 24 hour watch was kept on all members and MI5 and MI6 and Special Branch failed to crack the message. A few day s later a tea lady escorted by an SAS trooper pointed out that they were holding the piece of paper upside down!!!

And also back to front! Honestly the things tea ladies forget to mention these days  Wink
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