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The Ultimate Spam Merchant

geewizz
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Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

The Ultimate Spam Merchant

On any other forums this guy would not have been tolerated. I think the Plusnet moderators have shown great patience with him and he has continued to take the ... take advantage.
His average is one post every 22 seconds and he has started over 4000 topics ... all of which have been deleted. It's a shocking record.  Roll eyes
15 REPLIES
Community Veteran
Posts: 3,789
Registered: 08-06-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

Ahh, we're used to that pesky poster.  Just a quick flick of the wrist and an 'expelliarmus' and the posts just disappear.
And who said moderation wasn't magic? Wink
B.
geewizz
Grafter
Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

He he Grin
The bit I like best is that he seems to clock on between 9 and 5. I wonder if he goes home at nights to Mrs Wizard and their 2.4 wizkids and complains about not having enough time to stop for lunch every day.
James
Grafter
Posts: 21,036
Registered: 04-04-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

Consider yourself lucky you can't see the posts!
Community Veteran
Posts: 1,850
Registered: 11-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

sounds like a bot at those posting speeds.
James
Grafter
Posts: 21,036
Registered: 04-04-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

It is.
It's basically a signup script.
geewizz
Grafter
Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

Aw Sad
This takes me back to the feeling I experienced when I got an IOU from the tooth fairy in my Dad's handwriting.
Community Veteran
Posts: 1,850
Registered: 11-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

oh, the rotter.  how did you pay him back?
geewizz
Grafter
Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

I got him back good and proper by hiding his sat nav. He went out for a milk two weeks ago and hasn't been seen since. Mum thinks he must be having an affair and she is going to neuter him before he ever gets a chance to explain.
After finding out that the tooth fairy didn't exist I have had all sorts of psychological trauma. At one stage last week i was so confused that I began to doubt the meaning of christmas and nearly fell into the grasp of one of those mad religious cults you read about in the Daily Mail..
Superuser
Superuser
Posts: 2,518
Thanks: 219
Fixes: 5
Registered: 06-04-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

WHAT! The tooth fairy doesn't exist!?!  Crazy  Next you'll be saying there is no such thing as Father Christmas  Cry
Community Veteran
Posts: 1,850
Registered: 11-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

the tooth fairy does exist.  she lives at the bottom of my garden, though she's away a lot.
Community Veteran
Posts: 18,545
Thanks: 191
Registered: 12-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

I thought she lived by the root canal  Wink
geewizz
Grafter
Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

ARTMO!
tut.
Community Veteran
Posts: 18,545
Thanks: 191
Registered: 12-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

What, was I wrongHuh  maybe she lives in a cavity then  Wink Wink
geewizz
Grafter
Posts: 1,125
Registered: 01-08-2007

Re: The Ultimate Spam Merchant

I'm just filling in time until your next pun. Any I deliver are purely accidental.