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The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

JWF
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The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

Ive self- published 2 books and they're both on amazon 'The Poetry of passion(for People with a Pulse )and "The Poetry of Passion Part Two (for People like You)and I am looking for new ideas on marketing my books and getting them seen to a wider audience. I Post on my Facebook Page 'The Poetry of Passion' as well as tweeting and using google + Im on linkedin too.
My poems are about love and life and some are funny, some are sensual and they all rhyme.

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JWF
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Re: The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

This is one of my funny poems from my 2nd book
Arnie said, "I'll be back"
and now is the perfect occasion;
if he arrives in the nude like the terminator did
it won't just be your eyebrows he's raising!

That sexy Spaniard Rafa
wants to give you something to remember,
So when he rings your bell and shouts,"Vamos,"
you can guess whats on the adjenda!
Hasta la vista baby
but don't worry Ill be back,
I swear I will not kill anyone -
but it's a hell of a punch that I pack!
This is from page 57 of my latest book "The Poetry of Passion Part Two (for People like You ) ' available on amazon now
JWF
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This is another one from my 2nd book
FORBIDDEN FRUITS (from the 'Emotions of life' chapter in my latest book)
Dolly mixtures;
important fixtures;
jelly babies,
might's and maybe's;
liquorise allsorts:
mission aborts;
laxative qualities
removed from the jollities;
quality street
can't be beat-
but eggs can!
Dieters thoughts
in every port,
forbidden fruits
are in cahoots,
calling me-
they're all I see!
(but this doesn't apply to me
cos I'm skinny as can be!)
JWF
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Re: The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

This is also from my latest book

FROM RECIPROCATED TO UNREQUITED (from the 'LoveTriangles' Chapter of my latest book)
If once love was reciprocated
but now it's unrequited,
because into his bed
someone else he invited:

you feel hollow inside
and sick when he sees her;
you watch as he does all he can to please her:
when once it was you that held his attention
but now you're invisible,
you feel incomprehension:
two decades together and you feel he's erased you,
it hurts so much that he wants to replace you
when all you've ever done is love and support him,
now he wants to erase you as his next of kin.
JWF
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Re: The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

is this just spam then?
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Re: The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

I'd say it is...
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is this just spam then?
Looks like a new member of the forum to me.
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Looks like a new member of the forum to me.

Never going to make money selling carp like that?
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I'd never buy it  Grin
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I'd say it is...

how many days did it take you to build that ?
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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I just dumped it out of my Yahoo inbox... Grin
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Re: The Poetry of Passion ( for People with a Pulse )

@JWF, welcome to the forums. By all means mention your book but you seem to have gone a little OTT.
Good luck with the book Smiley Smiley
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@JWF,
Sorry not really my kind of poetry, I'm more into,
The Owl and the P**** Cat went to sea in a P** green boat,
they took some honey and plenty of money wrapped up in a five pound note.....
Well you know how the rest goes.
Words have been omitted as to not offend anyone who may be in the PC brigade.
Smiley Wink