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The End of Christmas?

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The End of Christmas?

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Oh. dear... what a let down...... I really thought you meant it.  Cry Cry Cry
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Bah humbug, old chap?
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Funny post DB thank you. Smiley
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I'm personally surprised he's not caused more accidents with flying aircraft to be honest. Think about it.. round the world in just a few hours? he's clearly using some sort of space-time dilation field technology to do what would take years in just a few hours. I can't help but wonder how many aircraft he puts at risk while doing so.
It's no wonder so many planes keep vanishing in the bermuda triangle is it  Crazy
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I believe there is more than one Father Christmas and each year they work their own patch.
In fact I'm sure I've seen him in two different shops on the same day prior to Christmas Eve.
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In fact I'm sure I've seen him in two different shops on the same day prior to Christmas Eve.
He's able to control his atoms at a quantum level so he can appear in two places at once Wink

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You know I was just about to suggest he must be using some form of quantum entanglement to be in so many places at the same time. Now I'm left wondering if he even delivers his stuff or whether he sits at the north pole controlling his many different instances remotely?  Shocked
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He doesn't use Quadcopters does he Undecided
Nah!!...that'd be ridiculous Roll eyes
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duh he uses wormholes connected to the elven hive,  the perfect unobtrusive spy network and xmass delivery system all in one  Roll eyes
it also means that he's free to ponce about on a sleigh with reindeer covering up how he does what he does and calling it magic .......the NSA are like baby padwans compared to Santa's version of the prism network
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Thankfully we still have the technical genius of NORAD to help us track him year after year http://www.noradsanta.org/
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