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The Bishop's Donkey

pierre_pierre
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Registered: 30-07-2007

The Bishop's Donkey



        The Pastor's Ass
        The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
        The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

        The local paper read:
        PASTOR'S
        ASS OUT FRONT.

        The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
        publicity that he ordered
        the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

        The next day the local paper headline
        read:
      BISHOP
        SCRATCHES
        PASTOR'S
        ASS.

        This was too much for the Bishop so he
        ordered the Pastor to get
        rid of the donkey.
        The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
        The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
        the following headline
        the next day:

        NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
        The Bishop fainted..
        He informed the Nun that she would have to
        get rid of the donkey so she
        sold it to a farmer for £10.
        The next day the paper read:
      NUN
        SELLS ASS FOR £10.

        This was too much for the Bishop so he
        ordered the Nun to buy back the
        donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
        The next day the headlines read:
        NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
        The Bishop was buried the next day.
        The moral of the story is . . . being
        concerned about public opinion
        can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
        So be yourself and enjoy life.
        Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
        you'll be a lot happier
        and
        live longer!
        Have a nice day!