Testicles off the table...

[#1]

... along with the old "boat race" which is good to hear - except not really as at my age I doubt if anything I've got will be any good. Too old for donating my kidneys (should anybody ask) and not sure my testicles would be much cop either.

Ebay and option? Need all the help I can get with those funeral costs. No point in just giving my bits away is there. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48103482

[#2]

done

[#3]

@daveplus Just in case you don't have any.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00QIIKJC2

[#4]

If they’re still in working order consider a career change - sex slave ?

[#5]

Sex slave? Not around here, nobody with that sort of money.... and no, I've not tried. 

[#6]

That's because they need to keep their shillings for the meter

[#7]

Either that @Mook or to many sheep. 

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