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Tea and Biscuits

Steve
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Tea and Biscuits

Plenty of biscuits, some jammie dodger stole a truck load of them £20,000 worth in fact  Grin that's a lot of Tea Cheesy
http://news.sky.com/story/1579250/man-wanted-over-20000-jammie-dodgers-theft
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

Now that's just taking the biscuit....
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

Oh crumbs, that was a bad pun!
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

That's a lot to digest.
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

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Oh crumbs, that was a bad pun!

Don't worry, I signed a wafer over the rights to that one... Grin
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

That was a Nice gesture.
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

Could have been a bit rich, tea time Wink
A man visited his psychiatrist and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits.
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'Square ones,' answered the man.
'With little holes in them?' the psychiatrist enquired.
That's right, Doc,' he responded with relief, 'That's it exactly.'
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

What an assortment of bad puns...
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

No nutty ones yet, though. Cheesy
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

This thread makes me want to hit the Bourbon (cremes)

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Re: Tea and Biscuits

It's just the way the cookie crumbles.
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

Should we all club together to have this thread locked Wink

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Re: Tea and Biscuits

Na bis co on with it. 
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

This could brew into something big...
Nobody's mentioned the tea yet.
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Re: Tea and Biscuits

No leaf that out  Sad
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